Automatic Dorrit Retort Generator
Sometimes you may find yourself scratching your head, wondering just what to say to some moron who's just annoyed the hell out of you. I generally never have that problem for two reasons. One, in situations like this I don't even get my brain involved. Instead, I just let my mouth come out with whatever it wants to without even thinking about what I'm saying. And two, since I work with lots of annoying people all day I've gotten very good at formulating spur-of-the-moment, vitriloic replies.
So you wanna reply to someone like I would? Just click the button below and you're set.