Embalming

The thing I find the funniest about this one is that people from other planets may come and "gaze at our remains." Like the best thing aliens have to do is look at a bunch of stupid dead earthlings.

"The present method of embalming will soon be completely discarded for a new revolutionary arterial fluid which will preserver the body for a thousand years in a perfect life-like state. Your body will then be dressed in a fiberglass burial garment and encased in a fiberglass casket which will outlast the elements and endure as long as time itself.

The natural enemies of the grave--insects, rodents and water--will be completely conquered and it is very possible that in a thousand years your descendants from another planet might look upon your preserved life-like remains. Our body is a temple and that will be preserved forever, even after all life her is gone."