TV Show of the Week: "Pigmalion"

A half-hour weekly sitcom in which a retired college professor sets out to prove that pigs are the most intelligent animal--and he plans to do that by rearing a baby pig as his very own son. In tonight's episode, Professor Peter Pomeroy (Patrick MacNee) teaches Wolfgang the pig (Jocko) how to turn on the microwave and fix himself a tasty snack. He also begins the complexities of fashion by explaining to Jocko why he should never wear brown shoes with a black suit. However, Professor Pomeroy discovers that being a father is not all fun and games, when Jocko asks a very sticky question about the true nature of bacon.