TV Show of the Week: "The Partridge Titanic"

Made-for-TV musical film in which trusty manager Ruben Kincaid books a 1912 version of the Partridges as entertainment on a "once in a lifetime" cruise, and they all set sail on the ill-fated Titanic. Stars the original Partridge cast, with the exception of ever-tempermental Susan Dey; the role of Laurie Partridge is now played by Traci Lords. Updated songs include: "I Woke Up In The Atlantic This Morning," "It's One of Those Nights," "Point Me In The Direction of the Lifeboats," "I Think We're Sinking," "Watching A Ship Break Up Is Hard To Do," "Ruben, You're Fired," "Cherish Your Lifejacket," "Come On Get Off This Ship," and "Hey, That's No Lady, That's Keith."