TV Show of the Week: "My Fair Titanic"

Made for TV musical film in which Professor Henry Higgins (Kelsey Grammar) sets sail on the Titanic with uncouth Eliza Doolittle (Jane Leeves ), who he vows to turn into a lady before they land in America. He does, but they don't. Updated songs include: "Why Can't the English Build Better Ships?" "With A Little Bit of Luck We Won't Die," "I Could Have Danced All Night, But The Ballroom's Underwater," "Wouldn't It Be Loverly If We Weren't Sinking?" "You've Seen the Last of the Street Where You Live," "Get Me to the Lifeboat on Time," "I Shouldn't Have Grown Accustomed to Her Face," and "Hey, That's No Lady, That's Professor Higgins."