TV Show of the Week: The Original E-Mail Intro Text

NEW TV SHOWS COMING SOON ON THE HLC NETWORK
"New TV Shows" is a weekly, humorous e-mail provided free-of-charge by DIS, the Dorrit Information Service.

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