TV Show of the Week: "Bowling with Baby New Year"

Combination game show, reality TV show. In this version of bowling, babies dressed up as baby New Year are playfully rolled down an alley at a set of pins, some of which are labled with a cash value or fabulous prize. Scores are kept according to usual bowling methods, and whichever team scores the highest gets to keep their accumulated winnings. Three teams of celebrities also compete for their favorite charities, by using their teammates Danny DeVito, Billy Barty and well-known sex pixie Dr. Ruth, as their bowling balls. (Only families with their own amateur babies will be eligible to participate; professional bowling-ball babies are disqualified.)