The Dorrit Show - Dorrit Detroit

Okay, so unbeknownst to the rest of the guys in my band, when we were having our "official" photo session I arranged to get there early and have some individual shots taken. Which, when you see the group shots, wasn't a bad idea. I don't remember why I ever started using "Detroit" as a surname, or why I let anyone put eyeliner on me that looked like this.